The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Feaster is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
80%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Feaster, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.