The Dropped Pass Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Fehoko scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fehoko's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.