The Hamstring Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Fehoko will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fehoko's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.