The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ref: "Number Ryland, that's a flag." Ryland: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Ryland gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Maryland's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ryland's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.