The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Ryland will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Ryland scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.