The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Allgeier gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
74%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Allgeier scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.