The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of BYU's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- A mysterious flag erases Allgeier's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Allgeier's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allgeier's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.