The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- The team goes up 21 early and Allgeier gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
90%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Allgeier scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.