The Hamstring Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Ref: "Number Allgeier, that's a flag." Allgeier: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Allgeier, Allgeier, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.