The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Allgeier gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Allgeier will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allgeier's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.