The Wide Left Hex of Chad Ryland
Chad Ryland · ARI · K
“Ryland kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ryland's week
- Ryland gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Ryland tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ryland's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chad Ryland in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chad Ryland is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chad Ryland actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.