The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Cardinals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cardinals, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.