The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeanty's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.