The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- A mysterious flag erases Jeanty's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeanty's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.