The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Falcons defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
77%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Falcons's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.