The Pick-Six Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Every deep ball Tagovailoa throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Tagovailoa goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Tagovailoa scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.