The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“The broadcast shows Tagovailoa on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Tagovailoa is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tagovailoa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.