The Sack Spiral Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tagovailoa's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.