The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Tagovailoa sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tagovailoa's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.