The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Audric Estime
Audric Estime · NO · RB
“Estime finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Estime's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Estime's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Estime's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Audric Estime in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Audric Estime is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Audric Estime actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.