The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- The broadcast shows Hooper on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Hooper is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
77%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hooper drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.