The Hamstring Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Hooper gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hooper, Hooper, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.