The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Hooper will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hooper, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.