The Late Scratch Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hooper's stadium. Only over Hooper.
88%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hooper's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.