The Invisible Route Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Hooper goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hooper's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.