The Snap Count Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Hooper sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hooper's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.