The Chip-and-Release Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Ref: "Number Hooper, that's a flag." Hooper: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Hooper sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hooper, Hooper, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.