The Hamstring Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Hooper sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hooper's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.