The Mystery Tweak Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Hooper gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Hooper scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.