The Hamstring Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Hooper is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hooper's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.