The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Ref: "Number Hooper, that's a flag." Hooper: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hooper's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.