The Blocking Assignment Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Hooper scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Hooper scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.