The Late Scratch Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Hooper is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hooper's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.