The Late Scratch Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Hooper tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hooper drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.