The Invisible Route Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Hooper is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hooper drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.