The Late Scratch Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Hooper goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hooper, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.