The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hooper's stadium. Only over Hooper.
- Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hooper's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.