The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- The broadcast shows Hooper on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Hooper is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hooper, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.