The Late Scratch Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ref: "Number Hooper, that's a flag." Hooper: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hooper, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.