The Snap Count Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Hooper has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
88%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hooper, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.