The Hamstring Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Hooper's stadium. Only over Hooper.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Hooper catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
78%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hooper's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.