The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Hooper gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hooper, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.