The Late Scratch Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Hooper, Hooper, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.