The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Hooper runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
80%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hooper, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.