The Chip-and-Release Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- The broadcast shows Hooper on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Hooper's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hooper's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.