The Invisible Route Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Hooper gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hooper drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.