The Snap Count Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Hooper sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hooper's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.