The Chip-and-Release Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Hooper scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hooper's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.