The Phantom Flag Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Hooper gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
76%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Hooper scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.