The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Hooper gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hooper, Hooper, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.